Socks Chaser

(HEY!)

(We are number one!)

Here's a little lesson in trickery,

This is going down in history!

If you wanna be Villain Number One,

You have to chase superhero on the run!

Just follow my moves, and sneak around,

(Every step that I take is another mistake to you)

Be careful not to make a sound.

(Refren)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there,

Become so tired so much aware.

(We are Number One, HEY!)

I'm becoming this all I want to do,

Is be more like me and be less like you.

(We are Number One, HEY!)

Now look at this net, that I just found,

When I say go, be ready to throw!

Go!

Throw it at him, not me!

Ugh, let's try something else...

Now watch and learn, here's the deal,

(Every step that I take is another mistake to you)

He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

(And every second I waste is more than I can take)

(Refren)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there,

Become so tired so much aware.

(We are Number One, HEY!)

I'm becoming this all I want to do,

Is be more like me and be less like you.

(We are Number One, HEY!)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there,

(We are Number One, HEY!)

I've become so numb I can't feel you there,

VILLAIN NUMBER ONE!